Hammered Kid Gets Beer Cans Thrown at him at UMASS

Jeeeeeeez ive been slammed numerous times in college but this kid is close to taking the take. My question is what the fuck did this cat do in order to have 200 college kids whipping fully natty ice cans at his melon. Like those arent fucking balooons they are throwing, fucking barbaric move by him shotputting cans back at the crowd. The spear at 23 seconds is just salt in the pee hole. 

P.S.- how the fuck did not one single beer can hit this fucking lard ass in the head, again UMASS is horrible at football and baseball to makes sense. I may let A-Rod toss a miller latte at my from 50 yards out next time i’m at Lambeau.

KASH

Jim Harbaugh Says “Steak” is the Best Vitamin in the World

Mlive – “I take a vitamin every day,” Harbaugh said on his radio show Monday night. “It’s called a steak.” “I truly believe the No. 1 natural steroid is sleep and the No. 2 natural steroid is milk, whole milk,” Harbaugh said. “Three would be water. Four would be steak … it goes with everything.”

First off, Harbaugh is a fucking psycho. Second off if steak is a vitamin then I probably have taken a red meat vitamin for the last 10 years of my life. Love steak, but i’m the guy who get’s it medium-well which i’m sure all you think is fucking retarded, sorry I don’t want blood in my mashed potatoes. Let’s see if i’m passing the 3 other essentials to crushing life.

1.) Sleep- I go to bed around 2pm after crushing a bag of doritos and a pepsi, roll out of the rack at 7am. So 5 hours of sleep not the greatest start.

2.) Whole Milk- Who the fuck drinks whole milk, Harbaugh is such a hardo he’d prolly grab a cows tit and just start drinking it straight up. 2% is the only way i roll baby, straight outta my pops Randy Ashmans cows. Skim milk is for queers and skinny chicks.

3.) Water- I drink probably a glass and a half a day, supposed to drink like 14 glasses a day, fuck that i don’t wanna be in the pissed all day.

Mccarthy 100% eats steak every night.

KASH