Month: November 2016

IPFW Shocks #3 Indiana & One Student Celebrates by Drinking Bleach

<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>IPFW just upset #3 Indiana. This kid celebrated by… drinking bleach <a href=”https://t.co/quiv0S2LHp”>pic.twitter.com/quiv0S2LHp</a></p>&mdash; Deadspin (@Deadspin) <a href=”https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/801282625486909441″>November 23, 2016</a></blockquote>
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The IPFW Mastadons upset the #3 ranked Indiana Hoosiers tonight and it’s mayhem in the state of Indiana. This is the equivalent of UWGB hell UW-Platteville beating the Badgers.

It’s pathetic, but this is why college sports kick the shit out of pro sports. You’re a student at IPFW, you make the trek to Bloomington, Indiana to watch the school you weren’t smart enough to get into, the school with prettier girls stomp on your tiny D1 mid-major school and what happens… You fuck around, go to overtime and shock big brother.

This kid drinking bleach is a savage, would be an absolute plot twist if he he straight vodka in that jug and was just tanking it all game.

Congrats to the little guys, can’t wait to have more upsets in March.

What is a Mastadon??

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Basically a mammoth, fucking tusks for days

I absolutley get my rocks off on Tom Cream made/confused photos

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Dwight Schrute lookin’ boy

#OnWisconsin

K.A.S.H.

 

Packers Linebacker Kyler Fackrell Weightroom Son! NOW!

 

Kyler Fackrell Good Job, Good Effort Bro, not only were you fucking the dog day dreaming on the sidelines but you run full speed onto the field like Rudy, get in your 3-point stance just to get swatted like a fly by the Right Tackles meat hook.

I played High School Football i’ve sat in the film room after missing a tackle 3 times when we lost on the last play of the game, he’s gonna have to walk around the Packers facility with some pink panties on his head. Kid is still picking dirt and grass out of his teeth. 

This is the epitome of the Packers season minus the good effort part of it.

The Packers STINK! stop holding out of hope of the playoffs, this secondary couldn’t hold my jock strap running my fat ass down the field. 

Latarius Gunter should be bagging my fucking groceries at Festival Foods.

K.A.S.H.

2016 Electric Factory

So first off I’d like to apologize for the leave of absence due to KASH’s very careless knowledge of passwords and not giving me any insight about changes to the site, but guess what Bullhorn is back! And what a time to come back!

I want to start by saying, my little brother will be graduating in 2023, so by then the history books will probably be an optical illusion powered by alien drones but one thing is for sure 2016 will be the biggest fucking chapter in the whole damned thing!

Electric is an understatement, I can’t fathom the words to express my excitement to be alive right now. For one, the Chicago Cubs have finally done it, World Series Champions.

Yeah yeah yeah there are a lot of Brewers fans that probably read this blog, as well as bloggers on this blog that are brewers fans, and brewers fans who love hating the Cubs for no apparent reason other than we are legitimately better.

You guys changed your fan appreciation day this past season because it landed on a cubs game and there are too many cubs fans who come, well fucking show up to the game and support your team like a real fan should instead of just when they’re winning and it shouldn’t matter who the opposing team is.

Back to whats important, the Cubs finally did it, and after years of suffering (which I know is minimal to other fans), years of still showing up to the cubs convention to show support, and it finally happened. I can honestly say that my year/life has been made anything else positive to come is just icing on the cake.

Stacked bats, stacked bullpen, and young talent that is going to keep producing in the future.  (Section 1 of chapter 2016 in history book)

 

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(Insert section 2 of 2016 history book)

Donny!!

Who in the world would have seen this coming?

I think it is amazing. A joke, perhaps but none the less it is America, equal opportunity country, give the bastard a chance, we gave Barry O two chances and look where we are. Crime rates in the inner cities are sky rocketing, someone getting paid minimum wage flippin my burgers can’t afford to go see a doctor for the coughing and wheezing from the two packs of cigarettes they smoke a day, and Mrs. John Doe with a big swinging dick can go do his makeup in the Target bathroom with sweet little Lisa just trying to go potty.

“He is a biggot, he doesn’t pay his taxes, and he says mean things!”

When you get done crying at your protest let me know how many people he’s had killed off for knowing something about him that could ruin his campaign, put a mic on you so we can hear everything you say when your behind closed doors, and don’t worry after all the money he has put into his campaign he wont ever have to pay taxes again, oh and sorry now you have to go get a job.

 

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(Lesson 3 of 2016 history book)

 

For the third and final lesson, people will be talking about how Bottoms Up Bros revolutionized the blogging world.

At least we like to think so.

With that being said, yours truly, KASH, Saggy C, and Bobby Loves Biscuits will make it a devotion to bring you blogs filled with so much content your brains will be content mush by the time you get done with reading our blogs.

Not only blogs, but we are hoping to get a podcast/’s going just to spice things up a little bit.

Catch you on the rebound!

Bullhorn