If you all haven’t heard by now fuckboy Gary Andersen left the Badgers high and dry before their bowl game to join an Oregon State football team that went 5-7 this year and who’s coach miraculously got promoted to the University of Nebraska’s head coach. I’m unsure how the fuck that happened but that’s beside the point. Anyways here are the reasons why I think Gary left….
1.) His assistants weren’t paid enough- I understand Gary’s concern here is that the Badgers Athletic Program wasn’t paying their assistant coaches up to the caliber of the likes of Ohio States and the Alabamas and Oregons of the world, this could hurt him as with success he could lose many of his very good assistant coaches. For example, Badgers defensive coordinator Dave Arranda was getting praise and looks from mid level college football programs to become a head coach of their program, now if the Badgers can give him a big raise he might feel comfortable staying and making a career in Madison.
2.) Admissions were too high- Gary it’s the fucking University of Wisconsin-Madison, half the school is a bunch of fucking foreign or out of state wizards who are smarter than me and my five best friends all combined. We don’t stoop to he level of the Alabama’s and Florida States where they let dudes with a 2nd grade reading level into their school and have them taking coloring and video game classes. We’ve won B10 championships with our academic standards and we’re not going to lower them for you, character and smart win football games too.
3.) He’s Not A “Midwest Guy”- Gary was born in Utah, and coached at Utah State, he’s a west coast guy and I don’t think he ever really felt comfortable here, he isn’t Barry Alvarez or Beilema who love shoving brats and miller lites down their throat he strikes me as a dude who drinks green juice, eats vegan and canatloupe for dinner. GTFO Gary dump some deep fried cheese curds down your gullett and pray your heart keeps ticking. he didn’t appreciate the Badgers fans personality of being friendly and courteous, he wants a cutthroat fan base.
4.) Wisconsin Was a Stepping Stone- Even after his first season as head coach he almost hit and ran for the Cleveland Browns job, that right there showed his true colors and lack of allegiance for the Badgers football program, it’s pretty clear he thought he could do better than Wisconsin, that or he just regretted taking the job in Madison from day 1, either way pretty sad that 2 coaches have left Wisconsin after winning B10 championships. But I give Beilema a bit more credit because their in the biggest powerhouse conference in college football and he can flat out recruit and Arkansas can be turned into a powerhouse. Orergon state on the other hand, they will forever be Oregon’s little brother and whipping boy and be the cream on mediocrity in the Pac-12.
Does this look like the type of guy who should be the head coach of the Wisconsin Badgers?? You’re damn right it looks like it. Ladies and Gentleman it looks like Pittsburgh head coach and former Badgers Offensive Coordinator Paul Chryst will become the head coach of the Badgies.
Reasons why he’ll be good for the program-
1.) He’s the perfect “Wisconsin Guy”- He’s a Madison Native, he was the Badgers QB from 86-88 and has been a coach for them for several years. He’s meat and potatoes, line up 5x 300+ pound white farm boy lineman and ram the ball down your throat 45-50 times a game, mixed in with the occasional play action deep ball to whoever the 1 good receiver the Badgers have each year. He knows the people, the program, the traditions and he’ll have this program in good shape.
2.) Bringing back the Tight End offense- Tight ends every year besides the last 2 years have been studs getting them drafted every year for the last 10 years. Chryst will get the tight ends doing crosses and back in the passing game which will greatly help out the success of the offense.
3.) Our Identity is back- Without Melvin Gordon, Gary Andersen would’ve went probably 7-5 or 6-6 and be on the hot seat, he had not control over this team and no identity for it. Pissing off and lying to Badgie fans about Joel Stave being hurt was a huge mistake from the start, a 2 quarterback system doesn’t work in Madison, neither does trying to run a read option offense. We’ll smash you in the mouth now under Chryst.
On the bright side…. We landed a 4 star Running Back Recruit