NY Mag – As everyone has been telling you, your YOGA PANTS aren’t meant foreveryday wear. Your Lululemons might be to blame. As Dr. Tanzi explains, “People tell me, ‘I’m always in my yoga pants’. And I’m like, that’s not meant for every day!” You know it’s serious when a doctor tells you to give up the yoga pants. It works like this: Your yoga pants are tight. They’re sweaty. They stick to your butt when you sit or even when you’re not sitting. So does bacteria and sweat, which clog pores. Dr. Charles puts it this way: “Sweat that sits on the body for extended periods of time leads to the overgrowth of bacteria that can exacerbate acne.” As straightforward as the name implies, buttne is literally acne on your ass. “Dude, it’s a thing,” my friend told me when I asked about her embarrassing beauty problems. It’s a cruel world that permits congested butt pores to exist. Dermatologists I spoke to confirmed that it is, INDEED, a real thing — and it’s getting worse as more and more patients seek dermatologists for treatment. “I have seen quite a bit of acne on the buttocks as of late,” said Dr. Carlos Charles, a dermatologist practicing in New York. Another, Dr. Elizabeth Tanzi, agrees: “We are seeing a lot more breakouts on the butt.” Below, everything you need to know to spot (and treat) acne on your bum.
Well heavens to betsy this has to be the worst news ever, I don’t even know why the hell i’m blogging about this because i’d never want another girl to think twice about putting on a precious pair of yoga pants. Honestly the sexiest thing a girl can wear. Mommmmmmmy. I mean I guess it makes sense that wearing a cloth of pant that doesn’t allow your ass cheeks to breathe could cause a little acne but still ladies well worth the risk IMO.
I was a little tuned up one night at a tavern with a girl who was wearing yoga pants and I said “anyones ass looks amazing in yoga pants even my ass would look phenominal. She got flustered city and left, either way I rest my case.
By the way i’ve never seen a girl in white yoga pants before but holy shit these suckers are diabolical.