Month: November 2014

Doctors Say Yoga Pants Are Resulting in Many Cases of Butt Acne for Girls

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NY MagAs everyone has been telling you, your YOGA PANTS aren’t meant foreveryday wear. Your Lululemons might be to blame. As Dr. Tanzi explains, “People tell me, ‘I’m always in my yoga pants’. And I’m like, that’s not meant for every day!” You know it’s serious when a doctor tells you to give up the yoga pants. It works like this: Your yoga pants are tight. They’re sweaty. They stick to your butt when you sit or even when you’re not sitting. So does bacteria and sweat, which clog pores. Dr. Charles puts it this way: “Sweat that sits on the body for extended periods of time leads to the overgrowth of bacteria that can exacerbate acne.” As straightforward as the name implies, buttne is literally acne on your ass. “Dude, it’s a thing,” my friend told me when I asked about her embarrassing beauty problems. It’s a cruel world that permits congested butt pores to exist. Dermatologists I spoke to confirmed that it is, INDEED, a real thing — and it’s getting worse as more and more patients seek dermatologists for treatment. “I have seen quite a bit of acne on the buttocks as of late,” said Dr. Carlos Charles, a dermatologist practicing in New York. Another, Dr. Elizabeth Tanzi, agrees: “We are seeing a lot more breakouts on the butt.” Below, everything you need to know to spot (and treat) acne on your bum.

Well heavens to betsy this has to be the worst news ever, I don’t even know why the hell i’m blogging about this because i’d never want another girl to think twice about putting on a precious pair of yoga pants. Honestly the sexiest thing a girl can wear. Mommmmmmmy. I mean I guess it makes sense that wearing a cloth of pant that doesn’t allow your ass cheeks to breathe could cause a little acne but still ladies well worth the risk IMO.

I was a little tuned up one night at a tavern with a girl who was wearing yoga pants and I said “anyones ass looks amazing in yoga pants even my ass would look phenominal. She got flustered city and left, either way I rest my case. 

By the way i’ve never seen a girl in white yoga pants before but holy shit these suckers are diabolical.

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I.Can’t.Even.

KASH

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Niagara Women’s Basketball Team Snowed-In and Stuck on Team Bus for 26 Hours

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LACKAWANNA, N.Y. (WKBW) After more than 24 hours, the Niagara University women’s basketball team has been rescued from their stranded bus on I-90.

The team was around two miles from the toll barrier Tuesday when their bus came to a standstill.

“We’ve been sitting here so long that we’re completely snowed in. There’s four feet of snow around the bus. “We’re running low on water so we’ve been taking cups and putting snow in them and letting them melt,” said head coach Kendra Faustin.

Deputies with the Niagara County Sheriff’s Office and volunteers delivered juice, soda and snacks to the team around midnight. A couple hours later, State Police brought water and granola bars and took a few members off the bus.

Finally, around 4 a.m. Wednesday, rescuers pulled the remaining members of the team, including the head coach, from the bus. They were taken to the tolls and from there will travel to the police station before making their way back to the university.

The team became stranded around 2 a.m. Tuesday on their way back from a game against Pittsburgh, meaning their ordeal on their bus lasted 26 hours.  The team finally started on their trek back to the university around 5:45 a.m. Wednesday.

 

AP – “They really have been great, there’s been no complaining at all. They’ve been joking around, I want a steak, I want a soft taco, a Slurpee,” she said. “There’s definitely nothing in the coaching handbook to prepare you for this. I’m sure when it’s all done we’ll look back at it and remember how great a bonding experience it was. For now I think everyone just wants to get home and sleep in their own beds.”

So major props to the Niagara Women’s Basketball Team for cowboying up and taking things in stride. I mean 26 hours on a baller Coach bus with water, granola bars and chick flicks isn’t the worst thing in the world that could happen. Although I could see some cat fights going on after 24 hours I don’t think girls like being around other girls. They need their space. 

If this was the Alabama football team there would be 10,000 rednecks outside the bus with shovels, shoveling around the tires and bringing home cooked hams to the players, if it was Kentucky bball there would be a fucking chopper there in 10 minutes with fresh pajamas and hot cakes.

KASH

Guy Gets a “Clutch” Tattoo on Arm Just for Beer Pong

Listen I live(d) for Beer Pong in my college days, now i’m to the point where I feel like i’m too old to play anymore at parties. Shit just gets heated and my competitive nature takes over. But this hotrod just chaps my ass with his tattoo here. You know he loves his life so much when he’s leaning the clutch elbow over the tabe to make the game winner. I would stone cold stunner his ass on the table if he cocked off to me.

Not sure if anyone else has this problem, but i’m laying in bed I feel like it’s cold as fuck coming from my window. Legit sleeping in a hoodie, and may toss on the old Packers winter hat for fucks sake.

KASH

Dude Gets ManHandled At The Gym By Machine

Where do I start here?

First off i’m going to put this as nicely as possible, I absolutley despise people who do CrossFit and that is all they fucking talk about, like it’s some heaven sent, holy workout program. It’s basically you just doing weird shit. I grew up on a farm I could throw some tractor tires around, or do pushups on hay bails but no i prefer to lift a standard weight bench bar.

I’ve gone to a new gym before and not knowing wtf each machine does, so you walk around aimlessly quickly trying to figure out how the machine works before someone else at the gym realizes your lost and clueless, powermove is using the machine no matter if you’re doing the workout correctly, risking severe injury. Better than someone thinking you don’t know what your doing in my opinion.

Back to the  video:

Ricky here is trying to get swoll, doing some extension pulls while holding a 45lb biscuit in his hand kid is just getting ragdolled like it’s a fuggin tug of war with the machine. bulk up bro. I can’t help but respect the hell out of this dude’s sticktoitiveness on the machine, just saw a youtube video of some dude beasting this workout and he’s bound and determined to get it down.

I would 100% be the guy laughing uncontrollably and snapchatting this guy struggling with the workout

I imagine this is how Fisch works out at Planet Fitness everyday ;p

Getting on the Lean Cuisine diet starting tomorrow, gotta shed weight because that layer of winter blubber is comin in hot

KASH

My Beef With SnapCash

So this little gem of a mystory popped up from TeamSnapchat (fucking hate snaps from them btw) anyways I sat through the whole advertisement and it was absolutely insufferable, you’re literally taking the greatest idea and invention since the fucking microwave and trying to use it as a source for sending money??? 

Seriously you turned down 9billion dollars to try and turn your untouchable app into a third party banking system (bro if i want to send my money securely i’ll use VENMO. Money ass app download it and you wont regret it.

I’d be looking into a lot more brilliant things to do with SnapChat, hundreds of millions of users i’d turn it into a fucking advertising agency (Dumb and Dumber To trailers are a good idea) maybe charge everyone 99cents a year to use it then you bathe naked in all the money you rake in. 

Honestly if i want my bank account information hacked i’ll shop at fucking Target. This is just a seed so dudes can pay for sexts once they get money on there.

KASH

KASH found another dream girl

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Well jeeeeeeeeez looks like I found myself another dimer, just an absolute girl that you’d never talk to your best friends for the rest of your life just to date her. She was singing the national anthem at an NHL Hockey game and I pitched a tent. 

I would legit never have sex again in my entire life just for 1 minute with this chick, absolutley mind blowing shit.

The head flip at the end is what got me. Sexy with a cute side. Game over.

Dumb and Dumber being on Netflix is a gamechanger. I’ve seen the movie 100 times, myaswell watch it every night before I got to bed for the rest of the year.

KASH

Girl in PowderPuff Football Game Trucks Another Girl

I remember coaching a powderpuff football game for homecoming in high school and it was cool as hell, teaching biddies how to play football and getting my flirt on, and occassionally getting a little too fired up and thinking i’m fucking Mike McCarthy out there coaching. But anyways just watch this hit.

Eddie Lacy has nothing on this bitch, for one she has blazing speed, the gall and fortitude of the girl playing safety trying to come up and tackle her should be applauded but this bitch just trucks the girl. Literally don’t think i’ve seen a bigger hit all year in football.

BTW This girl def. does anal

KASH

White Boy on the Southern Utah BBALL Team Gets Munched

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It’s college basketball season baby! Look at this like jackrabbit of a bball player, getting nice picking off the inbound pass and looking to lay it off the glass for a quick deuce. Not so fast my friend, kid gets absolutley munched, dreadlocks just absolutley pimp slapping lil Jerry. I’d imagine this is how i’d be against D1 talent, getting scrappy stealing a pass and just having some dude with 5x the athletic ability just swatting my shit. 

Still counts as a steal in the stat sheet.

KASH

Craigslist Missed Connection Looking for a Woman Who Farted Next To Him at Hy-Vee

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You were the tall brunette that farted in the bread section late last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked “Was that you?” You quickly replied “No it wasn’t me” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of ciabatta bread around in the air. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale I’d love to meet you sometime.

Hold on, let’s get this out of the way to start things off, Girls fart? I have never heard a girl fart around me once in my life, now when you’re having a cuddle sesh with a girl in your bed for the first time us guys will basically ruin our organs to hold in a fart because were not comfortable enough to dutch oven your ass yet. Anyways back to this story, maybe this guy is onto something with girls farting like a Clydesdale being the new Yoga pants, it’s sexy and in. Love this bro just calling her out in the bread aisle and thinking on his feet waving the ciabatta bread like a boss. IMO this dude should just toss a ring on this broads finger and bottle up her farts and smell them whenever he needs to get a little turned on. Actually some girl at Big Shanghai Buffett dropped ass near the chicken and broccoli plate (which is my go-to at the chinese buffetts) and no one would even enter the premisise and she proceeded to just go HAM on the entire chicken and broccoli plate. Savage move and I can help but respect the hell out of it.

KASH