Hey guys sorry i’ve been away from the Blog Life recently, just enjoying summer (basically golfing everyday and playing softball and tennis every night) and looking for a full time men’s sports and entertainment blog to work for.
This is just a laundry list of Starting Minnesota Vikings quarterbacks in the past 10 years. I live for this poor sap, all depressed hunched over in that shitpen they call the Metrodome, living in despair because of all the shitty quarterbacks they’ve had. Meanwhile, the last time my squad the Packers had a non top 5 quarterback was when Don Majkowski was starting and I was in my Huggies.
Let me start out by saying, this is a good way to have me delete you off SnapChat. Kid just crushed 2lbs of Chinese food at the mall while delivering UPS packages and now looks like he’s going to shit his brains out in the driver seat. This picture makes my head hurt looking at the anguish in his face. The reason why i’ll delete you off SnapChat if I receive these type of snaps…..
Scenario (I’m cuddled up on the couch watching The Notebook next to a pretty girl and she peaks over to see the snapchat i’m opening, she’s prolly going to have serious questions about who I hang out around.
3.) Biddies losing weight for Summer
First off. You GO Girlfriend. K.A.S.H. is trying himself to drop 10 lbs for the Summer, but yet I find myself relapsing into Johnsonville Brats, Cheese Curds and Chipotle every week. So here’s my take on this whole Instagramming a pic of yourself before and after your weight loss. Definite cry for attention just posting a pic of you in your bra and panties in the mirror, but at the same time kind of a genius move. This girl has to be single as fuck, because if my girlfriend put this shit on Instagram, i’d have that shit deleted in about 2 minutes. So is the pic on the left what she was before and the right, how she is after the weight loss, because not to be a dick I don’t even notice a difference. Regardless, solid boob shot and washboard abs in the pics, so i’m a happy camper.
Classic example of a weight loss pic—- CC Sabathia (Former Milwaukee Brewers and now NY Yankees pitcher)
Look at that piss tank on CC, gotta love the fat pitcher who absolutley makes hitters drop to their knees at the plate.
And now he’s skinny as fuck and he sucks at Pitching. Keep that fat on pitchers, it’s good for ya.
4.) Chugging Milk
Kid’s going to hate me for this pic, obvi I screenshotted this pic of him just going to town on this Milk Jug. Chocolate Milk is always the play you guys, this coming from someone who grew up on a farm. I’m willing to give anyone who can drink a whole gallon of milk in less than 1 hour $50 cash. I will enjoy watching you puke, because it’s physically impossible. Well besides this dude in the video…
What a fucking freakshow, his stomach has no feeling guaranteed.
5.) K.A.S.H. Snapping a Selfie of himself caught in action
This is quite possibly the greatest snapchat of all time. Catching my ass in the backseat of a mini-van just crushing a selfie. Just clear as day what kind of move i’m going for in this SnapChat. Just keeping that lettuce tight as it gets, and pampering it. Greatest snapchat i’ve seen to date.
6.) Guy doing a girl selfie on the beach
Got this pic from a buddy of mine for GB, this pic made me geek out the first 10 times I saw it and still does. Lets crossed while laying face down on a towel on the beach A+ posture. Surprised look on face with the tongue sticking out, Style A+…. Stunna shades on the beach, Fashion A+…. Good work kid
I’ve got a soft spot in my hear for Tinder. Such a great time killer and a chance to check out the local hotties in the area. This kid plays baseball for the University of Illinois and let me tell ya dude is killing it. He told me he had 20 matches in a half hour on the road in Nebraska, Rico Fucking Suave. I’ve had some unique experiences on Tinder and some creepy in my day, buy me a Millter Latte at the local watering hole and K.A.S.H. will tell all. P.S.- If I was a college baseball player on Tinder I would rake in chicks, just post a pic of you in your uniform or anything related to being a baseball player and chicks go nuts. #TooEasy
This is a picture of me after a long night of drinking, just getting HAM put in my face. I guarantee I crushed a good 18 Miller Latte Silo’s and some Toppers Sticks because you could hit me over the face with a shovel and I aint’ waking up. Straight Drunk Coma mode. Look at me showing off a little belly for the fans though. Pretty flustered to wake up and look at this picture in your camera on your IPhone though. Slightly concerned at how far dudes sweatpants are down though, very suspicious.
Time to get play tennis and go Federer on some fools.
Andi from the Bachellorette can carry K.A.S.H.’s baby any day
Anybody interested in going down for the Brewers vs. Cubs game @Miller Park on Saturday hit me up