Hey guys had some people say they enjoyed the “Slappin The Bull” blog, so that made me feel pretty proud of myself, that people are getting their jollies off of me and Swaggy C getting belligerent, and being hung the next day. But i’ve been having some mixed emotions this last semester and how fast it’s been going, now I have to tell you guys why I don’t want to graduate yet. These are in no particular order so here we go….
1.) Cute Girls Everywhere- Seriously you guys there are some beautiful girls that walk this campus everyday and i’m going to miss it. Just imagine working at some bullshit corporation where you’re grinding a cubical all day and some girl walks by whose a straight 5 and you’re just drooling over her. This is my worst nightmare honestly, find yourself a nice one fellas.
2.) Being Able to Get Hammed Any Night- I don’t go out until Thursday nights at The Bull but honestly when else in your life are you going to be able to go beast in an intramural soccer game, and start drinking shower beers, then head down to a classy establishment like Cock’N Bull and drink double bubble W-Cokes and Miller Latte’s all night. This is the definition of college and the realization of this coming to an end is scaring the shit out of me. I seriously am the most useless person till about 9PM the next day after a rager at The Bull. Can’t wait for Friday happy hour with my 40 year old co-workers in the real world. This is getting depressing guys.
3.) Going to bed whenever I want- I seriously know friends who would stay up till 3am every night in college and now I can’t send them a text after 8PM or they get all crabby at me. I know i’ll try and push the limits when I get my first full time job out of school but also not trying to get yelled at by the bossman. 8PM is a bed time for a fucking 2 year old not a young adult and I won’t stand for it, P.S. check in on this comment in a few months, i’ll be watching Channel 11 news, having a warm glass of milk and sleeping by 8pm
4.) My Friends-
I came to GB about 2 years ago and I swear I had zero friends after transferring from UWO, I was McLovin’ it was horrible. But the last year and half i’ve met some of the best people of my life. My main core of friends are a bunch of dandies I swear. I see them everyday, they laugh at my dumbass jokes and words and I love every last one of them for it. Gonna miss them so much, getting misty eyed even typing this.
5.) Being able to crush any type of food you want- If you guys know me you know I eat unhealthy as shit. Pizza Fries, Qdoba, Chinese you name it i’ll eat it. When you get out of school you have to brown bag lunch and that sounds traumatizing to me. Noon rolls around and you’re eating a fucking PB&J and an apple… No Thank you, I’d almost rather eat the withered Grill over that. Not to mention you get zero exercise when you sit your ass in a cube all day, you can’t help but turn into a pudy lard ass.
6.) The Kress- Pretty flustered with myself that I didn’t really go to The Kress until this semester, because I live for it now. Seriously get a bunch of bro’s together and play hoops for a few hours and feel like a million bucks afterwards. Not to mention the endless amount of cute girls walking around the place. Confession, I did a double take on the glass window the other night when girls were doing yoga, usually such a terrible move but I couldn’t resist. Also I played “popcorn dodgeball” in the turf gym, most fun i’ve had since grade school when I smoked my teacher in the head with a giant dodgeball and he went down like a ton of bricks.
7.) Snapchat- My snapchat score is getting too high to the point I may have to delete my account and start back at zero, it’s pathetic how much I live for it. I honestly spend half the time in my lectures snapchatting or photobombing the girl in front of me in classes selfies . It’s become a lifestyle and I live for snapping people who are in my classes. I’ll be the guy at his job taking snaps of under the table worrying about getting caught. Just no way to live your life
One word to describe this dude: Greasy
That’s all I can think of right now guys, time to go watch Matthew Mcconaughey movies, dude is my favorite actor. Please God let me have that dude’s accent for one day.
Also, big 3on3 tourney at UWGB Friday, me and Swaggy C may even skip The Bull on Thursday night because we’re so serious about it.