I figure its about time I write a blog again since KASH has been sweating me hard these past couple of weeks. As some of you may remember my last blog was about how much I hate the Badgers and BO LION. Well they ended up proving me wrong and making it to the FINAL FOURSOME where they got just got there hearts crushed. Pretty sure KASH spiked my lemonades because I was actually starting to cheer for the badgers. Well AnyWays the BADGERS still suck.
Now let’s get to the juicy part. I don’t think I have ever met a person that loves their life more than KASH. When I first met KASH he had me laughing practically every second he spoke. The kid just seeks the attention by using his famous words like greasy, withered, flustered, legend, and so on even ask the rest of the bros. I also don’t think I have ever gotten more belligerent with anyone else.
Just this last thur KASH walks into Cock N Bull with more swagg than anyone else I have ever seen. He had hunnies all over him, I thought JOHNNY Fucking Manziel just walked through the door. He sent me a text before he got there just saying that he was going to have a few dewskies. And of course people are already handing this legend free WCokes. Next thing I know an hour goes by, 4 WCokes later and a shot of Jamie and this kid is blitzed out of his minda and is the life of the party.
That was just one of the man
y instances KASH took the Bull by the Horns and tore them right off. KASH also lives for the FUTSAL life, TENNIS life, and SOFTBALL life. He likes to think hes Ronaldo on the fustal pitch, Federer on the tennis court, and Braun on the softball diamond. But hey I guess everyone has dreams. hahaha A couple weeks ago I decide to take KASH on at the tennis court after I havent played for about two years. I raveged him in the first set and I’ve never seen a kid so flustered in my life. You would have thought he just visited the devil and came back to earth. Thats how much fire was in his eyes. He ended up coming back and blowing me out of the court as if I would have played better not even tryin at all.
However KASH is the BEST FRIEND I could ever have. Even though he pisses me off sometimes especially when he screens my phone calls. If you ever want to get a hold of this kid never call him just send him a snap chat. hahah Love you Brother!!
This is KASH and I’s SONG That always gets us pumped up for the bull!!!
Be sure to Catch Us Getting WHITE BOY WASTED at the BULL this THUR