So those of you who don’t know about a month ago I moved into a house right by UW-Milwaukee with 3 21 year old girls. I’ve had girlfriends along the way, lived with my sister my whole life but nothing has opened my eyes up about women as much as the last month. Here are some things i’ve learned.
1.) Girls are messier than guys
I feel like a fucking neat freak around these girls, walk in the bathroom, hair in the sink and toiled, panties on the floor, curling irons galore, not to mention about 50 pairs of shoes in the living room, making it like a goddamn mouse trap when i’m trying to take a leak in the middle of the night. Tampons in the toiler fucking repulse me, nightmare city.
2.) Selfie’s all day every day
There is always an opportunity for a selfie, just did your hair (selfie), just got a new kitty (selfie) just bought a new bottle of tequila (selfie) I don’t mind it, hell i’ve even taken a few selfies with them, just praying for no selfie of me just fucking sawing logs after drinking about 12 w-cokes some friday night. Hell it’s better than waking up to my old roomie Bobby Loves Biscuits, toxic, moley, acne ass in my face and risking me getting pink eye.
3.) They always bring over friends and give zero fuck
Just realized i sound bitter as fuck at the moment, i like them bringing over girl friends, gives KASH first pic of the litter, come out of the shower rocking a hand towel and a fresh due from the molding cream, chirp at em a bit and make them wonder what it’s like to watch some netflix and hop on my queen sized work bench, just the onces hammered yelling at 3am rattle my cage.
4.) Theres thirsty dudes out there, but these gals know how to play the game-
If we go out to a bar, these gals play it so well, act like their interested in the dude for 30 minutes, minewhile he’s air shipping shots of tequila over to them for free all night, give them 1 dance, maybe a little grind session give the guys a chub and go escape to the bathroom with the other gals.
All in all I wouldn’t trade it for anything, there super cool, every night is an adventure, they get my drunk off tequila (which i despise) on a monday night. But they keep me on my toes, prolly end up wifing one of their friends IMO