Hey guys sorry for being away for so long. I was busying bingeing on the entire second season of “House of Cards” over the weekend. Long story short I should probably go to rehab for my Netflix addiction. Right now I feel so shaddy as I am desperately trying to write this blog on a school computer in the Cofrin Library. Now let’s get to some stuff that K.A.S.H and I have been talking about for sometime.
Going on a couple of years, the University of Wisconsin Green-Bay Confessions page has been a big hit around campus. Now its time for Swaggy C here to shed some light on a few confessions that either get me heated or make me question the amount of dumb asses there are.
Man there are some horny women around this campus just looking to be pleased. To the girl that wrote this, what a powerful social media move. As for who ever this Trever guy is, my advice to you is don’t give this girl the pleasure of you performing sexual favors. If a girl is asking that on confessions she is most likely paper bag material. Unless that’s Trever’s thing, then hats off to him.
What the Hell is a “struggle snuggle”? Seriously? Do you choke the girl while your snuggling? Or have you downed way to many cheese fries and miller lights, which makes you a fat as lard? Which means she has to struggle to stay on the bed, since take up all of it.
You got family zoned? My guess is you were probably drunk off your mind after bingeing on some sodas, as well as depressed as shit.
The forsure sounds like a smokers comment. I fricken love listening to pot heads talk, they come up with the craziest shit. But if this were to really be true you would have a lot more men staring at asses. Since there would be nothing to look at on top.
This is probably a gamer comment, or some dumb gullible kid that takes notes on the first day of class. First off the second “Anchor Man” movie was dumb as hell, and Ron Burgandy isn’t even real. Secondly get a life then.
Also the people that like and comment on everything, are probably the same people that write all of them.
Swaggy C
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